June 10, 2009

Top 9 Reasons to Quit Smoking

Filed under: General — crcb @ 5:42 am

9. Would like to live long enough to get my flying car.

8. Want to have fresh breath in case I meet Kate Winslet.

7. Found out coughing doesn’t count as exercise.

6. Can spend the same money on lottery tickets, with astronomically better odds of a good result.

5. I can look just as cool holding a martini.

4. Even bars don’t smell like bars anymore — why should I?

3. More time and energy for other vices.

2. All the cool kids are quitting.

1. It’s easier than dumping the ashtrays.


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