In the “Say what?” category…
Digestive CARE(TM) Online has announced “THE BOTTOM LINE Poetry Contest 2009,” offering $500 cash or a free colonscopy to the author of the best original poem about colonoscopies. Must be 18 or older to enter. Deadline: 3/31/2009.
For more info, including complete rules and guidelines, go to http://www.digestivecareonline.com/ and click on Upcoming Events.
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