The big questions are the old ones. Why are we here? Where are we going? Are the restrooms there clean? But other mysteries concern me more. For instance, if there’s an afterlife, will I see Elly, my first cat? She won’t be happy without rabbits to kill. Is her Heaven rabbit Hell, and what do they have to do to wind up there? Be celibate? If kitties and bunnies go on to the next world, what about the mosquito I killed this morning? And if there’s no death in the next life, where’s my leather jacket going to come from? That’s going to be one sore cow.